bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

(via lightning-eyes)



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sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

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bitchessanity:

doinitmovin:


censwh0re:

waytof4ll:

Uhm..

Honestly

They would be the hottest couple ever on this earth.


Can they just date? Please🙏


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"

i want to be your favourite kisser
i want my body to be your favourite shape
i want my eyes to be your favourite colour
i want my laugh to be your favourite sound
or my moans
i want to be your favourite lover

because god knows you’re my favourite thing in the world

"
favourites (via 72lb)

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"If I were really really ridiculously wealthy, I wouldn’t buy a mansion, just tiny apartments in every city I love."
Mara Wilson (via du-bonheur-et-rien-d-autre)

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a-disorderly-disorder:

CRYING


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daisiesandsex:


yeahgagas:


Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?Raven Symone: The pressure of society.
FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.
In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

She is actually Jesus reincarnated.

queen


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sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

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"and I’m over it,
I’m over it,
I promise I’m over it.
But it still hurts sometimes."
laura elizabeth ross  (via suchvodka)

(Source: lauraelizabethross, via alternaterealityy)




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